and there you have it, the cleverest thing anyone’s ever said on television.
(Source: kingofdicks, via alpha-centauri)
try not to leave it laying around or it’ll be a trusty dusty drying pan
i better get me a trusty drying pan
I literally just started screaming “It’s on my dash! It’s on my dash! I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!” My...